WEDNESDAY JANUARY 04TH:
THIS IS OUR 1ST HALF-PRICE WEDNESDAY OF THE YEAR AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO OFFER YOU EVERY WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY HALF PRICE THROUGHOUT THE YEAR. COME AND SEE WHAT RIVERSIDE HAS TO OFFER YOU FOR YOUR YEAR ROUND ENJOYMENT.
HERE IS SOME OF THE LIST WE OFFER:
1. THE LOWEST PRICED CLOTHING OPTIONAL RESORT IN CENTRAL & SOUTH TEXAS.
3. RESTAURANT OPEN 3 DAYS A WEEK.
4. TRANSIENT & PERMANENT RV SITES.
5. FULLY EQUIPPED RENTAL UNITS.
6. TWO WEATHER PROTECTED 8 PERSON HOT TUBS.
8. DANCES EVERY SATURDAY AND EVERY OTHER FRIDAY.
9. GOLFERS HAVE ACCESS TO GREAT COURSES ONLY 20 MINUTES AWAY.
10. RESTAURANTS AND SHOPPING LESS THAN 30 MINUTES AWAY.
11. DENTISTS AND DOCTORS CLOSE BY.
13. BONUS REWARDS FOR LENGTH OF STAY.
SATURDAY JANUARY 07TH:
ONE OF OUR NEW PROMOTIONS THAT WE WILL HOST EVERY MONTH IS CELEBRATING EVERYONE’S BIRTHDAY IN THAT MONTH AT ONE DANCE DURING THE MONTH. THIS WILL BE THE WEEK TO HONOR ALL THE JANUARY BIRTHDAYS, AND YOU NOTIFY US IN TIME AND YOU ARE ON OUR BIRTHDAY LIST AND AT THE PARTY THEN YOU WILL BE SERVED A PIECE OF YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE AND RECEIVE A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO SPEND IN THE RANDEVU CAFÉ AND ENJOY SOME GOOD HOME COOKING! THE DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM. ADMISSION TO THE DANCE FOR NON-MEMBERS IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE AND $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. YOU CAN GAIN ENTRY THROUGH OUR GATE UNTIL 11:00 PM. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. WE SUPPLY A COMPLIMENTARY MUNCHIE BAR , ICE & MIXERS. FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO SPEND A WEEKEND IN ONE OF OUR FULLY EQUIPPED RENTAL UNITS DURING THE MONTH OF JANUARY WE ARE HAVING A SPECIAL WHERE YOU PAY FOR YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS FOR FRIDAY AND RECEIVE SATURDAY FREE! COME ON AND GET AWAY FROM IT ALL AT RIVERSIDE RANCH!
SUNDAY JANUARY 08TH:
SUNDAY’S AT RIVERSIDE ARE ALWAYS ½ PRICE AND WE KNOW IN THE WINTERTIME THAT POOL TIME & TAN TIME SIMPLY DON’T EXIST BUT WE LIKE TO ALWAYS LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE TWO HOT TUBS AND A CLUBHOUSE WITH SUNDAY FOOTBALL GAMES.
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 11TH:
TODAY IS ANOTHER HALF PRICE DAY AT RIVERSIDE RANCH. HALF PRICE HUMP DAYS HAVE NOW BEEN POPULAR FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS. COME & VISIT WITH US AND SEE WHAT RIVERSIDE CAN OFFER YOU!
FRIDAY JANUARY 13TH:
“FREAKY FRIDAY 13TH”
TONIGHT IS SWINGLES NIGHT AND ALSO WINE & CHEESE SOCIAL NIGHT. SWINGLES NIGHT IS FOR EVERYONE TO ENJOY A NIGHT OF DANCING AND HOT TUBBING AND MEETING NEW FRIENDS. OUR WINE AND CHEESE SOCIAL IS THE BEGINNING OF THE EVENING AND IT STARTS AT 7:00 PM. THE WINE IS SUPPLIED BY OUR MEMBERS AND THE CLUB SUPPLIES THE CHEESE AND CRACKERS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BRING AN ITEM TO ADD TO THE PRESENTATION YOU ARE WELCOME TO DO SO. THE DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM. ADMISSION TO THE DANCE FOR NON-MEMBERS IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE AND $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. YOU CAN GAIN ENTRY THROUGH OUR GATE UNTIL 11:00 PM. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. WE SUPPLY A COMPLIMENTARY MUNCHIE BAR , ICE & MIXERS. OUR STAY & PLAY PACKAGE IS OFFERED THIS WEEKEND THAT GIVES YOU A FREE NIGHT STAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE ANOTHER NIGHT. COME AND SPEND FRIDAY AFTER WORK UNTIL LATE SUNDAY AFTERNOON FOR UNDER $200.00 PER COUPLE. YES, YOU CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN FOR A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY RIGHT HERE AT RIVERSIDE!
SATURDAY JANUARY 14TH:
“TEJANO NIGHT”
TONIGHT IS THE SECOND HALF OF OUR DOUBLEHEADER WEEKEND AND OUR THEME FOR TODAY IS HISPANIC. WE’LL BEGIN AT 6:00 PM WITH A MEXICAN POTLUCK AND EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO PARTICIPATE NEEDS TO BRING A DISH! AFTER THE DINNER IS OVER WE WILL HAVE A TEJANO DANCE AND WE USUALLY PLAY CUMBIA EVERY 3RD SONG FOR YOUR DANCING PLEASURE. THE DANCE IS FROM 8:30 PM UNTIL 12:30 AM. ADMISSION TO THE DANCE FOR NON-MEMBERS IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE AND $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. YOU CAN GAIN ENTRY THROUGH OUR GATE UNTIL 11:00 PM. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. WE SUPPLY A COMPLIMENTARY MUNCHIE BAR , ICE & MIXERS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH US THEN CALL OR EMAIL US ABOUT OUR JANUARY SPECIAL!
SUNDAY JANUARY 15TH:
SUNDAY’S AT RIVERSIDE ARE ALWAYS ½ PRICE AND WE KNOW IN THE WINTERTIME THAT POOL TIME & TAN TIME SIMPLY DON’T EXIST BUT WE LIKE TO ALWAYS LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE TWO HOT TUBS AND A CLUBHOUSE WITH SUNDAY FOOTBALL GAMES.
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 18TH:
TODAY IS ANOTHER HALF PRICE DAY AT RIVERSIDE RANCH. HALF PRICE HUMP DAYS HAVE NOW BEEN POPULAR FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS. COME & VISIT WITH US AND SEE WHAT RIVERSIDE CAN OFFER YOU!
FRIDAY JANUARY 20TH:
“BUNKO NIGHT”
OUR 1ST BUNKO NIGHT WAS SO SUCCESSFUL IN NOVEMBER THAT THE LADIES WANT TO DO IT AGAIN, SO HERE WE GO. EVERY LADY THAT IS A MEMBER OR NON-MEMBER IS WELCOME TO COME AND PLAY BUNKO. THE PARTY WILL BEGIN AT 7:00 PM AND END ??? IT IS A B.Y.O.B. CLUB, SO BRING YOUR BOOZE. IF YOU LIKE YOU CAN LOG ONTO WWW.BUNKO.COM. LADIES,DON’T FORGET TO (6) $1.00 BILLS AND A ONE DOLLAR LOTTO SCRATCH TICKET. WE HOPE TO SEE A LOT OF LADIES COME OUT AND PARTY HERE AT RIVERSIDE!
SATURDAY JANUARY 21ST:
“FOOD PORN NIGHT”
THIS IS A FUN THEME FOR A DANCE. MANY STORES AND ONLINE WEBSITES SELL A VARIETY OF EDIBLE GARMENTS THAT YOU CAN WEAR TO OUR DANCE AND GO HOME WITHOUT THEM IF IT TASTE THAT GOOD. LETS SEE IF YOU WEAR THE FLAVOR OF THE DAY! OUR DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM AND ENDS AT 12:30 AM. ADMISSION TO THE DANCE FOR NON-MEMBERS IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE AND $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. YOU CAN GAIN ENTRY THROUGH OUR GATE UNTIL 11:00 PM. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. WE SUPPLY A COMPLIMENTARY MUNCHIE BAR , ICE & MIXERS. WE ALSO HAVE FULLY EQUIPPED OVERNIGHT RENTAL UNITS SO THAT YOU CAN STAY & PLAY AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A THING!
SUNDAY JANUARY 22ND:
COME AND ENJOY THE ONLY SWINGERS CLUB IN THE SAN ANTONIO AREA WITH 22 ACRES OF LAND AND YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR STRESS OUTSIDE THE GATE AND THE BEST PART IS THE PRICE IS THE BEST IN TOWN.
WEDNESDAY JANUARY 25TH:
ANOTHER HALF-PRICE HUMP DAY IS HERE AND WE WILL SOON BE GETTING OUR WEDNESDAY CROWD BACK FOR THE SPRING. REMEMBER THAT EVERY WEDNESDAY IS HALF PRICE ALL YEAR!
FRIDAY JANUARY 27TH:
“SWINGLES NIGHT”
TONIGHT IS SWINGLES NIGHT AT RIVERSIDE RANCH! SWINGLES NIGHT IS DESIGNED FOR SINGLE MALES & FEMALES TO ENJOY AN EVENING DANCING AND HOT TUBBING WITH COUPLES THAT LIKE TO ENJOY A SENSUOUS EVENING WITH SINGLES. THE DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM AND ENDS AT 12:30 AM. ADMISSION TO THE DANCE FOR NON-MEMBERS IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE AND $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. YOU CAN GAIN ENTRY THROUGH OUR GATE UNTIL 11:00 PM. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. WE SUPPLY A COMPLIMENTARY MUNCHIE BAR , ICE & MIXERS. WE INVITE YOU TO COME AND VISIT AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AT RIVERSIDE!
SATURDAY JANUARY 28TH:
“BLACK & WHITE NIGHT”
OUR DANCE THEME FOR THE LAST DANCE OF THE MONTH IS “BLACK & WHITE” NIGHT. IF YOU WEAR BLACK YOU’RE DEVILISH AND IF YOU WEAR WHITE YOU’RE DELICIOUS, SO YOU CAN WEAR ACCORDINGLY TO YOUR PERSONALITY. OUR DANCE BEGINS AT 8:30 PM AND ENDS AT 12:30 AM. ADMISSION TO THE DANCE FOR NON-MEMBERS IS $50.00 PER COUPLE, $50.00 PER SINGLE MALE AND $10.00 PER SINGLE FEMALE. YOU CAN GAIN ENTRY THROUGH OUR GATE UNTIL 11:00 PM. WE ARE A PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP CLUB AND WE ARE B.Y.O.B. WE SUPPLY A COMPLIMENTARY MUNCHIE BAR , ICE & MIXERS. WE ALSO HAVE FULLY EQUIPPED OVERNIGHT RENTAL UNITS SO THAT YOU CAN STAY & PLAY AND NOT WORRY ABOUT A THING!
SUNDAY JANUARY 29TH:
DON’T FORGET THAT THE NEXT WEEK IS SUPER BOWL SUNDAY SO COME ENJOY OUR PARTY AT HALF PRICE.
